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Pročitali su nas :)

PostPostao/la dakok » Sri svi 24, 2017 8:01 am

GLASILO HRVATSKOG DRUŠTVA ZNANSTVENIH I TEHNIČKIH PREVODITELJA

Pročitali su nas. Za niže navedeni tekst ne znamo je li autentičan ili se radi o internetskoj šali. Brodarska tvrtka koja ga je (navodno) sastavila, sigurno postoji, a sigurno je na brodu među posadom i poneki Hrvat koji se služi, kako to već biva kod ljudi koji rade na brodu, nebiranim i grubim riječima. Zanimljiv je način na koji je autor dopisa na engleskom jeziku sasvim točno opisao značaj pojedine psovke odnosno vulgarnog izraza. Ispričavamo se čitateljima na vulgarnosti izraza u tekstu, ali nama kao prevoditeljima ne smije biti ništa strano u prenošenju riječi, izraza, poruke iz jednog jezika u drugi jezik.

It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting the vessel, that offensive language is commonly used by our Croatian speaking crew. Such behaviour, in addition to violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to visitors and the crew. All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules: Word like sranje, u pičku materinu or u kurac and other such expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become. You will not say napravio je pizdariju when someone makes a mistake, or sad ga guze if you see someone being reprimanded, or kakvo sranje when a major mistake has been made. All form and derivations or the verb jebati are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment. No project manager, section head or administrator under any circumstance will be referred to as šupak or pederčina. Lack of determination will not be referred to as nema muda nor will persons who lack imitative be referred to as usranko or pičkica.

Unusual or creative ideas offered by the management are not to be referred as debilana or ideje od kurca. Do not say koji udav nor pun mi ga je kurac if a person is persistent; do not add još ga peče dupe if a colleague is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say u govnima smo do grla nor baš su nas naguzili when a matter becomes excessively complicated. When asking a someone to leave you alone, you must not say odjebi nor should you ever substitute May I help you? with koji kurac ‘oćeš? Under no circumstances should you ever call your elederly colleagues stari seronje. Do not say jebe mi se when a relevant project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer možeš mi popušit when you assistance is required. You should never call colleagues as pederu or kurvetino. The sexual behaviour of our crew is not to be discussed in terms such as buljo or drolja. Last but not least, after reading a note, please don’t say za dupe obrisati. Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly.


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Re: Pročitali su nas :)

PostPostao/la Darmar » Sri svi 24, 2017 9:02 am

..plačem.. obavezno pročitati na glas da se i ostali oko tebe trgaju od smijeha.. [FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY]
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Re: Pročitali su nas :)

PostPostao/la rista1 » Sri svi 24, 2017 11:36 am

Odličan !!!!

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PostPostao/la sasha2511 » Sri svi 24, 2017 3:58 pm

hahahahahahah. genijalno.. :)

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PostPostao/la genitalni_herpes » Sri svi 24, 2017 9:42 pm

:lol: :lol:
al svakako se previše psuje, što je, je..
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